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Stavros Flatley Greatest Moments

If this doesn’t make you laugh, your sense of humor doesn’t. It’s time for a major overhaul or even possibly a replacement. Cost should never be an issue when dealing with this vital component of the human engine.

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1:36 pm, by laura21230
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An atypical email from Uncle Marv…. this one brought tears to my eyes

and made me question again how many more of America’s young people are going to have their lives turned upside down or lost before this country’s citizens wake up to the fact that we are essentially involved in the civil war of another country. Just how would we respond if any country on this planet had the arrogance to show up on our shores and attempt to tell us that our issues with racial inequality must stop then proceeded to use firepower to force us to accept each other regardless of race, religion, country of origin, etc. What an outrage!! Who do they think they are to tell us how to run our own country????? But, for some reason it is perfectly fine for the United States to do this again and again.

One last point and I will step off my soapbox and store it until the next time I am appalled, sickened or simply saddened by the path our country has taken. The point: Why do we consistently ignore genocide in Africa if we are so terribly concerned about human rights? Why is HVI still the number one killer there when people in this country, rich and poor now, who live long and fruitful lives in the good only USA and other countries? And finally, why is it that malaria has been pretty much everywhere and I do mean EVERYWHERE and yet continues to kill thousands in Africa each year? Could it possible be that Africa is pretty much bereft of anything the U.S. needs or can’t find elsewhere without having to so much as get it’s hands dirty?

Returning soapbox to closet for the time being….

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4:26 pm, by laura21230
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Thanks again, Uncle Marv:
His Name was Bubba

A Redneck from Alabama walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an international redneck festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

Later, the bank’s president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank’s private underground garage and parked it. Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, ‘Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a Distinguished Alumni from the University of Alabama, a highly sophisticated investor and Multi-Millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater, Texas . What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?

The good ‘ole Alabama boy replied, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?”His name was BUBBA..

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12:49 pm, by laura21230
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Retro Batman Pillow

Gotta go find my daughter’s Barbie bed set!

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I would do my best not to point and laugh,

but I couldn’t promise anything. This might actually put a stop to all those guys who grow a guy “just for the winter, cuz you can’t imagine how it feels to expose freshly shaved skin to real cold. Oh yeah Boy Wonder, they’re called legs, they’re about 10x the surface area of your cheeks and chin ( you DO NOT shave your entire face!). Yes, we can wear pantyhose, but give it try and learn pantyhose are for fashion not frostbite control.

So shave or don’t shave, but don’t use the “only shave in winter to protect my face from the cold line.” After more than 20 years in the mid-west my legs (and/or brain) aren’t buying it, it’s an extra 15 minutes sleep, Also, in case in you haven’t really notice, no one really gives a rat’s ass, if you shave much less why.

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Maggie, our new rescue kitty has made a science of the “FLOP’

You never know where on when, but she will suddenly stop and in slo-mo drop to her side, look at you expectantly as if to say “let the belly rubs begin!”

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11:25 am, by laura21230
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SAWSTOP in TimeWarp

I am the daughter of a carpenter and grew up loving tools and gadgets, but I was always terrified of the table saw. Now I can’t wait to own one!

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3:41 am, by laura21230
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Harry Chapin, Flowers are Red

I was fortunate enough to see Harry Chapin (and family) perform over a dozen times while living in Springfield Illinois. While this is not the best technical recording of “Flowers are Red” (one my favorites of his many songs), I like it because it shows the real Harry, who though his own magic connected with every member of his audience. It further showcases this songwriting wonderkinds warmth and grand sense of humor.

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9:11 am, by laura21230
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Edward Rutherfurd

You may have already or will soon deduce that my book genre of choice is historical fiction. I believe this began when I read The Good Earth by Pearl S. Buck when I was about eleven years old. I know I am drawn to the genre by the ease with which such book enable me to absorb history without the pain often associated with the process *smile*.

I simply could not let more time pass without singing the praises of Mr. Rutherford who I first encountered with his book Sarum in my 20’s and have followed through over a dozen books since. His books are stuffed with facts that are absorbed nearly by osmosis as his writing so captivates the reader in his generational storylines. Do yourself a very large favor and seek out Mr. Rutherfurd’s works, while their length may seem daunting you will find yourself sailing through the books so quickly that the fact that you have reached the end comes as shock. You will be left wanting more and while you may have to wait a year or two whilst he completes his in depth research. Find something else to read in the meantime for he can be counted on to deliver another winner every time!

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